This must be how cows feel when the farmer forgets to milk them
My eyes are burning from sleepiness, but theycan’t stop darting back to the TV where Bobby Flay is challenging a San Antonio woman to a “puffy taco” battle. My head is throbbing with every beat of my heart. My nostrils are flaring because of the damp smell that mysteriously emanates from the downstairs shower. Yet all of the sudden, I’m feeling marginally inspired to...
Read MoreIt’s like the old Klingon proverb says…
In my previous placeholder post, I mentioned that we had made a snowman. It was a sweet pirate snowman which we toiled over for quite some time. The next morning we looked forward to viewing our masterpiece in the glow of the morning sun, but instead of welling with pride, we were filled with rage. Some asshole brutally wrecked our snowman. And while we had no hard proof leading to the identities...
Read MoreA deconstruction of perceived value in the music of Katy Perry
In a book I recently read, I came across a very interesting quote. It said that “every attempt to persuade people that something is good (or bad) in itself, and not merely in its effects, depends upon the art of rousing feelings, not upon an appeal to evidence.” Because I understand that mentioning a moment of fear I experienced when I was sure I was wearing nothing flame retardant...
Read MoreI think someone threw all the street signs in the harbor after they were done with the tea
As promised, here is a legitimate update of recent events. The plan for last night was for me and my friend to drive to Boston, find the theater where the concert would be, park nearby, walk to the theater, enjoy the show, walk back, drive home. What actually happened was we were a late getting on the road, I missed one bloody sign (or did I just fall victim to a recent sign-stealing crime and...
Read MoreBear Your Bare Arms and Read until It’s All Been Read
America is, like, the greatest place ever. We’ve got the freedom of speech, the freedom of religion, the freedom of this and that, we can have guns, we can bash this political figure and praise this celebrity… We can do a lot here. I think that’s probably the reason why so many people come from their native countries to find a home in the United States. They want to live the...
Read MoreFirst Date
How many of you have ever been on a first date with someone? A lot of you, right? OK, so let me set this up for you all. You meet each other in front of a public place. A restaurant, maybe. You greet her with a smile, and she smiles back. You make clumsy small talk before holding the door open for her as the two of you head inside. You both take time to deliberate and eventually place your...
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I'm cool and I write things that are awesome! and i like to use the word awesome!