Posts Tagged "friends"
You will find neither chocolate nor graham cracker here
“Write about marshmallows.” That’s what she told me. We were sitting in lawn chairs, squinting and blinking against the smoke from the fire as we made s’mores, and she told me to write about marshmallows. I cocked my head and furrowed my brows. And then I nodded. I told her I could make that work. When it comes to cooking marshmallows, I like mine pretty much charred, with a gooey lump of...
Read MorePoontang Safari: An anthropological study of mating rituals in the urban Serengeti
Over the past few years, I’ve watched enough NatGeo to know that when it comes to sex, pretty much anything goes. But truth be told, the sex really isn’t what makes things interesting– although seeing a male giraffe trying to mount a female at the zoo was good for a chuckle. It’s more about what goes on before sex. How is it that two individuals wind up in the sack...
Read MorePugito, ergo amo.
Some people consider themselves to be “lovers” and not “fighters”. Some people are just downright aggressive and seem to lack the capacity to be calm and caring at all. As for me, I think that because I’m a lover, I’m also a fighter, and vice versa. Although loving and fighting might appear to be a world apart from each other, they’re actually more like...
Read MoreA true test of character
You know how in a movie (uh, and also in real life) you think a character is one way and then something happens and they’re completely different? Like you thought someone was really smart until she walked up the stairs to explore despite repeated armchair warnings and the appearance of ominous music? And then you realize she’s not smart at all; she’s just the token idiot hot...
Read MoreAbout Me
I'm cool and I write things that are awesome! and i like to use the word awesome!